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#1 Muz

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:23 PM

Right, one for all you lyrical genuises

I have a load of guests up from England on Sat, and need to get them versed in all the Songs for the Midden game.

I need lyrics, and to the tune of, for as many as you can think of.

I have so far got

The Whole of Paisley's Illegitimate
Durrrtty Paisley ****s
St Mirren Haters
In Yer Paisley Slums-need lyrics though, as I canny remembet them all.

Give me the lot! I canny remember them all.

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Edited by Muz, 18 July 2005 - 01:24 PM.

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:25 PM

Inyer Paisley slums, you look in the middens for something to eat, you find a deid rat and ye think its a treat, in yer paisley slums

(or a million other versions)
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:25 PM

QUOTE(Muz @ Jul 18 2005, 01:23 PM)
Right, one for all you lyrical genuises

I have a load of guests up from England on Sat, and need to get them versed in all the Songs for the Midden game.

I need lyrics, and to the tune of, for as many as you can think of.

I have so far got

The Whole of Paisley's Illegitimate
Durrrtty Paisley ****s
St Mirren Haters
In Yer Paisley Slums-need lyrics though, as I canny remembet them all.

Give me the lot! I canny remember them all.

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i want to know the lyrics of "please don't take my hubcaos away"

also the illegitmate one biggrin.gif thanks
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:28 PM

you are a ****, a paisley ****, yer only happy on giro day, yer da's a dealer, yer maw's a stealer, please don't take my hubcaps away
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE(ThornTON @ Jul 18 2005, 02:25 PM)
Inyer Paisley slums, you look in the middens for something to eat, you find a deid rat and ye think its a treat, in yer paisley slums

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Full Lyrics Salty?


QUOTE(BubbaTON @ Jul 18 2005, 02:25 PM)
i want to know the lyrics of "please don't take my hubcaos away"

also the illegitmate one biggrin.gif thanks
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It's just that repeated! What a song! tongue.gif
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:29 PM

the whole of paisley's illigitimate, they've not got a birth certificate, they've got AIDS and can't get rid of it, dirty paisley ****, filthy paisley ****s...and any other adjective you can put before paisley ****s.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:30 PM

QUOTE(Muz @ Jul 18 2005, 01:28 PM)
Full Lyrics Salty?
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that is the full lyrics! apart from in yer paisley slums repeated a few times.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:32 PM

QUOTE(ThornTON @ Jul 18 2005, 01:29 PM)
the whole of paisley's illigitimate, they've not got a birth certificate, they've got AIDS and can't get rid of it, dirty paisley ****, filthy paisley ****s...and any other adjective you can put before paisley ****s.
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laugh.gif , have to be more original with some of the songs this year.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:34 PM

in yer greenock slums
yer maw's on the game and yer da's in the nick
yer all on the dole cos yer so fu*king thick
in yer greenock slums

we had yardley, we had ludo,
allan mcgraw is s***e at judo
we've got Hinchy & we've got Mixu
Alan McGraw's s***e at Ju Jitsu

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Edited by no soap in greenock, 18 July 2005 - 01:45 PM.

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#10 Muz

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:35 PM

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:36 PM

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE(no soap in greenock @ Jul 18 2005, 01:34 PM)
in yer greenock slums
yer maw's on the game and yer da's in the nick
yer all on the doll cos yer so fu*king thick
in yer greenock slums

we had yardley, we had ludo,
allan mcgraw is s***e at judo
we've got Hinchy & we've got Mixu
Alan McGraw's s***e at Ju Jitsu

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and if people from Paisley can remeber all of them lyrics, and pronounce words such as ju jitsu... laugh.gif
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#13 Boozehound

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:41 PM

Always remember flying out to a Scotland games and the skunks on the plane were singing that s***e.

They broke the rules, dirty f***ers.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:42 PM

in yer greenock slums
yer maw's on the game and yer da's in the nick
yer all on the dole cos yer so fu*king thick
in yer greenock slums

we had yardley, we had ludo,
allan mcgraw is s***e at judo
we've got Hinchy & we've got Mixu
Alan McGraw's s***e at Ju Jitsu

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Edited by no soap in greenock, 18 July 2005 - 01:45 PM.

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE(no soap in greenock @ Jul 18 2005, 01:34 PM)
yer all on the doll cos yer so fu*king thick
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Always find it funny when someone says we're thick, and makes a spelling mistake in the same sentence! laugh.gif
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:44 PM

In yer Paisley slums
Ye have a wee w**k when u go 4 a bath
yer pokin yer maw cos you think it's a laugh
In yer Paisley slums smile.gif

Allan McGraw one's out of order by the way dry.gif
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#17 Muz

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:44 PM

Was just about to post that mate!!

Dumbass.
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#18 LargsTON

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:45 PM

QUOTE(ThornTON @ Jul 18 2005, 02:43 PM)
Always find it funny when someone says we're thick, and makes a spelling mistake in the same sentence! laugh.gif
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Is that like a blow up doll that you f***? blink.gif
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:47 PM

in yer greenock slums
yer maw's on the game and yer da's in the nick
yer all on the dole cos yer so fu*king thick
in yer greenock slums

we had yardley, we had ludo,
allan mcgraw is s***e at judo
we've got Hinchy & we've got Mixu
Alan McGraw's s***e at Ju Jitsu

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:48 PM

It's all very well editing your posts, but doing it once the mistakes have been picked apart you just look even more stupid!
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#21 no soap in greenock

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:49 PM

QUOTE(ThornTON @ Jul 18 2005, 01:48 PM)
It's all very well editing your posts, but doing it once the mistakes have been picked apart you just look even more stupid!
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not as stupid as you lot when you get fuc*ked on saturday laugh.gif
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:51 PM

This guy is dull as f***!

Congratulations, you are the first member of my ignore list, NSIG!

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE(LargsTON @ Jul 18 2005, 01:44 PM)
In yer Paisley slums
Ye have a wee w**k when u go 4 a bath
yer pokin yer maw cos you think it's a laugh
In yer Paisley slums  smile.gif

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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Haven't heard that before! Keep it up my smelly chums.
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I'd fly over Greenock tomorrow, and sh*te on the b*st*rds below, below...

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:56 PM

QUOTE(LargsTON @ Jul 18 2005, 01:44 PM)
In yer Paisley slums
Ye have a wee w**k when u go 4 a bath
yer pokin yer maw cos you think it's a laugh
In yer Paisley slums  smile.gif

Allan McGraw one's out of order by the way  dry.gif
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prefer it when we sing
you finger yer gran cos you think it's a laugh
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:56 PM

wheres the wee c*** who claims he is in the "St Mirren Soccer Crew" laugh.gif whatever the f*** is. As he certainly isn't in the "St Mirren Football Crew"
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