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#151 Scott

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 05:36 PM

Buy the norseman and turn it into a social club and buy the chippy and bookies underneath and turn it into a morton shop.


There's a bookies underneath the Norseman :o
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#152 port-ton

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 05:38 PM

There's a bookies underneath the Norseman :o


Not sure if it's still open but there definitely used to be so the space is still there even if it's closed down now.

I never used it so genuinely couldn't tell you if it's still there.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 05:38 PM

Buy the norseman and turn it into a social club and buy the chippy and bookies underneath and turn it into a morton shop.


Any Morton social club should be nowhere near Cappielow.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 05:40 PM

And that bookie closed some time in the Bush administration.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 05:46 PM

A new Morton social club would be full of whoppers like the people on here.
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#156 EanieMeany

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:22 PM

A new Morton social club would be full of whoppers like the people on here.


If it was like on here, there would be a few mouthpieces giving it large at the bar, a larger but still insignificant crowd of folk in a corner all muttering "if you weren't holding me back" into their pints and avoiding eye contact with the mob at the bar, a smattering of normal people and mortonjag dancing about in his boxers like yon guy in Still Game because some said the word "Trust" whilst LinwoodTon sniffed the seat he vacated in his madness.

Not that far removed from the Norseman as is, then.
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This ugly, vulgar, hard, hermetic, hardly eye-catching, hardly football style...if they win with this they got satisfaction, fine, but they ended up losing.

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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:36 PM

Don't forget the giant "No Eds allowed" that'll be beamed onto the moon to stop Ed De Ball coming near it.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:39 PM

Don't forget the giant "No Eds allowed" that'll be beamed onto the moon to stop Ed De Ball coming near it.


Then a big red dot will slowly perform a lunar eclipse.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:42 PM

If it was like on here, there would be a few mouthpieces giving it large at the bar, a larger but still insignificant crowd of folk in a corner all muttering "if you weren't holding me back" into their pints and avoiding eye contact with the mob at the bar, a smattering of normal people and mortonjag dancing about in his boxers like yon guy in Still Game because some said the word "Trust" whilst LinwoodTon sniffed the seat he vacated in his madness.

Not that far removed from the Norseman as is, then.

 

Not forgetting the extra wide entrance so you and your brother could get in without shimmying sideways.


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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:49 PM

Don't forget the giant "No Eds allowed" that'll be beamed onto the moon to stop Ed De Ball coming near it.


As if he'd be caught dead in such coarse surroundings. He'd be at Cameron House, **** in hand at the array of nibbles on offer.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:55 PM

If it was like on here, there would be a few mouthpieces giving it large at the bar, a larger but still insignificant crowd of folk in a corner all muttering "if you weren't holding me back" into their pints and avoiding eye contact with the mob at the bar, a smattering of normal people and mortonjag dancing about in his boxers like yon guy in Still Game because some said the word "Trust" whilst LinwoodTon sniffed the seat he vacated in his madness.
Not that far removed from the Norseman as is, then.


A wee flaw, that would involve either of those two creepy nonces showing face at Cappielow. :)
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 07:02 PM

A wee flaw, that would involve either of those two creepy nonces showing face at Cappielow. :)


Aye, I was actually going to correct that. At best they'd be the two pish-stained tramps sitting in the gutter outside.
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 08:05 PM

Not forgetting the extra wide entrance so you and your brother could get in without shimmying sideways.


That an admission to stalking another family ya creepy ****?
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 08:20 PM

Aye, I was actually going to correct that. At best they'd be the two pish-stained tramps sitting in the gutter outside.


They won't even be anywhere near the gutter outside. The won't be anywhere remotely near any of the people they've offended or stalked over the past few years.

Funny that, isn't it? :rolleyes:
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 08:21 PM

That an admission to stalking another family ya creepy ****?

 


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 07:07 PM

They won't even be anywhere near the gutter outside. The won't be anywhere remotely near any of the people they've offended or stalked over the past few years.
Funny that, isn't it? :rolleyes:


Himself and his puppet master ATWEW are made of the same stuff .... as it says in Farewell To The Working Class,
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Posted 08 October 2016 - 10:14 AM

http://gmfc.net/2016...inal-12-chosen/

Some absolute howlers in the pile there.
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Posted 08 October 2016 - 10:18 AM

I assume the 3 Peter Fleming entries are yours Pedrodelawasp?
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Posted 08 October 2016 - 01:23 PM

I assume the 3 Peter Fleming entries are yours Pedrodelawasp?


If so that's home, away, and European kits sorted. Doesn't matter if they're the same color, other teams can use their away lots or go 'skins'.
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Posted 23 October 2016 - 12:28 PM

I assume the 3 Peter Fleming entries are yours Pedrodelawasp?


Hello! Sorry, I haven't been on here in ages. Yes. That's my actual name and I do have three in the top 12.

I felt properly guilty that I may have prevented some school kids from winning a jersey, btw.
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Posted 23 October 2016 - 12:33 PM

Hello! Sorry, I haven't been on here in ages. Yes. That's my actual name and I do have three in the top 12.

I felt properly guilty that I may have prevented some school kids from winning a jersey, btw.

Who gives a ****. All 3 are belters  :thumbup2:


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Posted 23 October 2016 - 12:35 PM

Wouldn't worry about it, it would only encourage them to be better the next time.

Out of interest, which of your three are shortlisted?
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Posted 23 October 2016 - 01:03 PM

Hello! Sorry, I haven't been on here in ages. Yes. That's my actual name and I do have three in the top 12.

I felt properly guilty that I may have prevented some school kids from winning a jersey, btw.


A lesson in life for the weans! Hope one of your 3 is the winner. All 3 are belters.
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Posted 23 October 2016 - 01:30 PM

Yours were toppers. Some of the weans' efforts were boggin'.
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Posted 23 October 2016 - 02:09 PM

Hello! Sorry, I haven't been on here in ages. Yes. That's my actual name and I do have three in the top 12.

I felt properly guilty that I may have prevented some school kids from winning a jersey, btw.

Aye don't be! If either of them win I'll be buying!
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