Posted by cappiecat
on 12 December 2016 - 06:59 PM
I heard a rumour that the red dot donors plan to donate a pound for each red they give me to Children in Need. That will cost you a small fortune but heyho you'll get it back in kind when they build a swing park near you.
That's why you deserve perpetual dotting, not for your pompous ill informed gibberish but for your terribly constructed jokes with awfully unfunny punchlines.