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cappiecat

Member Since 23 Jun 2007
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#1077782 Calling All Music Lovers

Posted by cappiecat on 28 October 2017 - 04:48 PM

Done.

 

There's only one way to play a keyboard or a synth, and that is with a lump hammer.

 

You're gettin blogged aboot ya mentalist.

 

*please email me pictures which are suitable to lampoon you with.


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#1076672 The Pedrodelawasp Designs Morton Kit Thread

Posted by cappiecat on 14 October 2017 - 01:47 PM

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#1075621 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 24 September 2017 - 12:26 PM

A turd in Dublin.

 

I guess you're in Ireland to sort out the contentious post brexit border issue?


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#1074777 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by cappiecat on 10 September 2017 - 01:15 PM

I understand your sneering, after all you were the 5th Beatle.

 

 

Aye, a dung Beatle.


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#1072239 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by cappiecat on 04 August 2017 - 06:55 PM

*all ****ing swords are double-edged, I hate this expression and I don't know why I use it.

 

No they're not, here's a few single edged sword types from Wiki - 

  • backsword
  • sabre
  • scimitar
  • Japanese sword
  • Dao (sword)
  • Messer
  • Kopis
  • Falx
  • Falcata
  • Falchion
  • Scythe sword

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#1072238 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 04 August 2017 - 06:35 PM

"computer chair" nice one, I nearly fell off my chair at that one. A computer chair ? does it run Windows 10 ?

 

No, it runs on castors.


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#1072072 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 02 August 2017 - 03:12 PM

Exclusive footage of EddeFantasist after thumping in that tear-drenched forum suicide note.

 

300px-Exploding_Head.gif

 

Bust-ed ^^^


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#1071928 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 29 July 2017 - 07:02 PM

Suggest you breath slowly into a brown paper bag! Just take the turps bottle out first though.

 

Take a breath in, breathe out slowly...then learn to spell you bizzare f*ckwit.


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#1071784 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 27 July 2017 - 11:25 PM

 Trip postponed for family reasons.

 

They hate you?


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#1071434 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 22 July 2017 - 04:58 PM

No worries big man, like this wee doc thing, shows you're intimidated by me for no apparent reason ? jog on bangle boy

 

 

Jog on ? That is absolutely chronic patter.

 

Bangle boy is even worse!


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#1070152 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 02 July 2017 - 04:39 PM

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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

If I wasn't amused by it.. I wouldn't be here - that's the bottom line.

 

Anyway, my last word on the matter, will let the thread go back to football. Apologies to non-clique saddos...

 

Apology rejected, you utter buffoon.


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#1069553 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 22 June 2017 - 02:35 PM

No, the seas have enough pollution already. Landfill the ****.

No! Think of the children.

 

Modern incinerators are quite eco-friendly these days and the lard could be re-cycled and used in lamps for the 3rd world.


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#1069440 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 19 June 2017 - 08:58 PM

 

 

The University of Life is a fantastic place, the best place for anyone to learn. 

 

You have to have one to get in, you don't and didn't.


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#1067957 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 26 May 2017 - 08:44 PM

Oops, great fool as far as you are concerned.

 

This type of quality material is why when the Krankies needed a joke writer they headhunted Ed.


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#1066107 Greenockmorton.org In Visual Form

Posted by cappiecat on 11 May 2017 - 07:28 PM

 

Do you think that merits an apology?

 

His collusion with Jake, and the foul, loathsome blog created in his name has ensured that no apology is due.


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