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#1054864 Scottish Cup: "rangers" Vs. The Famous (12 February 2017, 15:00)

Posted by capitanus on 22 January 2017 - 11:46 PM

I hope that any Morton players dont succumb to the half-arsed hacks and copy jockeys with crap stories about them playing their boyhood idols.


For any players reading this, we are not ****ing interested in these kind of stories.  The Rangers that you loved as a plooky teenager died in 2012, and this team are not your boyhood heroes. 

Morton are paying your wages, show some respect to their support.



rant over.

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#1056753 January Was A Great Month To Be A Ton Fan

Posted by Toby on 06 February 2017 - 07:48 PM

Feb is always bad.


Not always...


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#1041892 Next Seasons Away Strip Designed And Chosen By Fans

Posted by EanieMeany on 01 September 2016 - 06:22 PM

A new Morton social club would be full of whoppers like the people on here.

If it was like on here, there would be a few mouthpieces giving it large at the bar, a larger but still insignificant crowd of folk in a corner all muttering "if you weren't holding me back" into their pints and avoiding eye contact with the mob at the bar, a smattering of normal people and mortonjag dancing about in his boxers like yon guy in Still Game because some said the word "Trust" whilst LinwoodTon sniffed the seat he vacated in his madness.

Not that far removed from the Norseman as is, then.
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#1037524 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by Scott on 25 July 2016 - 07:30 PM

"There is so much negativity goes on, particularly on the social network sites, that it would be good if people were vocal about the positive side. I canโ€™t really do anything about that, but what I am doing is sticking up for the players because they deserve credit.โ€

Who's the grass?

Lee Wallace.

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#1048551 The Latest Historical Sex Abuse Cases Rocking Football

Posted by Toby on 27 November 2016 - 05:45 PM

Richard gough , was that ever proven or appropriately covered up?

As to Toby's remark about the chairman, I most certainly have no bitterness towards him , I know he hasn't always got things right in the past but I have nothing but admiration for the gent. Can I also categorically state that Mr Rae never at any time try to cover up the Peodo Norris incident. Imo it was dealt with swiftly and correct. The club at the time could do no more. That said things have changed since the peodo saville enquiry so don't be surprised if the going ons of Norris is brought back to the surface. I'd also like to stress this post has nothing to do with Celtic FC nor me point scoring . This is about victims who never had there cases recognised back in the Torbett days. These people deserve justice and the only way it will come about is constant exposure of the alleged crimes these monsters executed for there own self pleasures. As I say it's not about hating Celtic , who I congratulate on winning the cup today achieving their club their 100tg trophy, although I'd have settled for a dons win any day.


The first sentence, on the opening post of this thread, mentions "Ceptic Boys Club".


This whole thread has everything to do with Celtic, and everything to do with your juvenile attempts to point score over a club you despise. You're a cretin.

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#1047225 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by stuart on 10 November 2016 - 09:15 PM

Tiffoney? I think he's on loan now.
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#1034404 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by cappiecat on 09 June 2016 - 09:35 PM

I'm heading to France for euros.


I get them from the post office, it's cheaper.

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#1058059 Scottish Cup: "rangers" Vs. The Famous (12 February 2017, 15:00)

Posted by Toby on 15 February 2017 - 09:09 PM

And I really dislike Kenny Miller.


If there's anyone associated with that club I do like it's Miller. The guy's been a brilliant professional and great servant to the national team, who received a hell of a lot of unwarranted stick in his time playing for Scotland. That he's still performing to such a high level at his age, and with the amount of chancers and wasters around him is a credit to the guy.


Just because the club he plays for is odious, that shouldn't deflect from Miller's qualities.

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#1056644 Ross Forbes Song.

Posted by capitanus on 05 February 2017 - 05:24 PM


Hey fluffer, there were lots of people killed in that accident you sick ****.

Red dot, Dickhead.
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#1054594 Scottish Cup: Morton V Falkirk

Posted by Cet Homme Charmant on 21 January 2017 - 07:54 PM

The 1970s is an entirely irrelevant era of the game. In terms of tactics, pressing, fitness and conditions. As anyone viewing the historical footage without the Hovis-theme tune can tell for themselves. It's a different time that had entirely different requirementsfor success and that's how it should remain.

But instead the forum is obsessed with determining whether Aidan Nesbitt is better than Jim McLurg or whoever played on a mudbath Cappielow pitch in the fags and five pints of Guinness era. Tragic really.

You're missing the point young fella.


I'm pretty sure today's team would comfortably hump the emerging team of the season 77-78 that we're comparing them to, for all the reasons you mentioned above. And for that matter the team of the 77-78 would probably have humped the team of 63-64, and the team of 63-64 would probably have humped the 1922 cup winning team. We can only therefore compare a team of any given era against their peers at the time. 


So we're not talking about who's better, we're talking about the levels of entertainment they gave and excitement they generated. In my lifetime, until now, the team of season 77-78 to the early 80s was by far the the best in both respects. This current team are now starting to show that they can emulate them. It's natural therefore that those who have been lucky enough to experience both teams are making these comparisons.


This may come as a wee shock for you, but you're not the spokesman for the whole Morton support. If you find the blue rinse brigade boring or irrelevant, please feel free to ignore the posts. This forum is for all Ton fans, young and old.

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#1051782 Do We Really Want The Skunks Relegated

Posted by TONofmemories on 31 December 2016 - 07:09 PM

The flood announcement btw๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Floods aye; floods of salty Div tears
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#1051521 Bah Kee Stan

Posted by Cartoon Head on 30 December 2016 - 06:00 PM

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#1041899 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by AyrshireTon on 01 September 2016 - 07:03 PM

Pleased to hear that we continue to irritate the s*** out of the Fergie family.
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#1037099 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by TONofmemories on 21 July 2016 - 08:51 PM

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#1035739 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by vikingTON on 08 July 2016 - 01:05 PM

He's not a great player. Celtic wouldn't be releasing him if he was...


He seems a good player for Championship level.. and bang average for the likes of Killie.




Could it really be any simpler? If he was a 'great player', as quoted, he would have been playing for Celtic last year, not punted out to Killie, then released (safe to say he has been released and not turned down a new lucrative contract from the biggest team in the country, that offer far higher wages than he'd get anywhere else).


I thought he was a decent player, but I've seen umpteen better playing in defence for Morton. Wouldn't mind seeing him back at Cappielow, he's probably about our standard of player i.e. not 'great'.




I didn't limit it to central defenders. Thinking of a central defender of a similar age... Brian Reid was a much better player at the same stage of his career (got a move to a very strong Rangers team based on his performances).


Findlay was surrounded by such poor players, that being competent made him stand out.




If you're with Celtic or Rangers you're always more likely to get international recognition at youth levels, whether or not you're actually a better player than someone playing elsewhere. So you're right, statistics don't tell the whole story..


All about opinions, I'd say Reid was a far stronger and more imposing centre-half than Findlay. We'll see where Findlay ends up, but doesn't seem to be heading in the right direction career-wise. 



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#1031330 Squad For Next Season.

Posted by cornbeef on 26 April 2016 - 02:02 PM

Time to punt her into the Clyde


I take it Flyerton will post the tsunami warning.

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#1058698 Will Morton 'break Even' This Season?

Posted by Jamie_M on 21 February 2017 - 10:44 PM

More mindless drivel.

Red Dot.
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#1051066 Gmt

Posted by capitanus on 27 December 2016 - 07:39 PM

Keep it going pie muncher, you're the man.   :thumbup2:

I like a pie. I had Steak Pie today, it made a nice change after all that Turkey. :)

Did you enjoy your Golden Drummers with your Spaghetti Hoops on Christmas Day?
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